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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

a catholic priest and a young boy

22

what do you call a black man named mike

whats better than 24................. 25

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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