- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

hi. thats what she said.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

ha.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

c+t+c?

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Lil' Wayne

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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