- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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