Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

what is stupid and reading this you

Will you marry me?

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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