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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Whats9+10 19

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Three blondes walk into a community college.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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