- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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