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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

People Eating Tasty Animals

lick my ballsack.... ok

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Kah-________-

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Flab

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

whos gay? you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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