Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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