How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A black man walks into a book store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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