If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Tennesse

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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women playing football?

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Women"s Rights

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Your mother is a man.

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