Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Trashcan!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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