- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

your mom

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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