- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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