A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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poop

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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