Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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PENlS.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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