- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

69, hahaha

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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