Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's up? The sky.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How old is victor? Old

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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