Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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potatoes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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