Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ass

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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