A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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No it isn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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42

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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