- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What is the difference between a duck?

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Is this a chair?

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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