why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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