The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Ancient Greeks rights

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Asians

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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T-Dog scare me

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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