Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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boobs

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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