Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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69, hahaha

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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