- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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