A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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gay rights

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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