- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

I only like NY as a friend.

Chuck Norris

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Looks through the peephole.

K

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

rape that shit

kiss me?

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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