Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Nobody cares.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What abou three times

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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