Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your Mom

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Hey, Max!!

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No

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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a black father

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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