what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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¿melano?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Hellen Keller

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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hey.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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