- Anti Joke

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss