- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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