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The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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imadewords

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I'm gay.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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