What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Hey, Max!!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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Canida

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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