- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Bin Laden is dead.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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