What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

a show horse jumps over a bar

Your mom

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Compton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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