Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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