How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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save water shower with friends

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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women have rights

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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no u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Anti Joke

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