- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

robin, get in the car.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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