Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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The WNBA.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Who has downs this joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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hey bill!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

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