What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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