What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Chuck Norris died.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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