- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

YOU IS DUM

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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