How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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poop

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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YOLO

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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