snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

weiner? balls

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

antijokes

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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