What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

memes

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Penis.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Johnson stops eating

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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