What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Video Games

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women's rights.

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Penis!

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Anti Joke

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