- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

I like to eat people

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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