What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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who smells? •Liam

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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My mom.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Anti Joke

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